Do You Want a One-Night Stand with Brad Pitt …
Because Your Husband Has Gone to Pot?
Baby Boomer women care about their looks … and sometimes they worry about how well their looks will withstand the passage of time. But what about HIS looks? Do you find yourself fantasizing about some movie star, athlete or other celebrity because your significant other has let himself go?
Fortunately, my husband is in pretty good shape, so I haven’t started fantasizing about George Clooney … yet! But I have dream-George on standby, in case hubby picks up a little winter weight (just kidding, Doug!). What about you? Has your significant other taken on some significant blubber? Have you found yourself crying out, “Oh, yes … yes, Antonio! I mean, Henry!” Tell all … and feel free to change the names to protect the portly!
SIGH
DIVORCED 16 YEARS,
IS IT SO BAD THAT I'VE EVEN DREAMT ABOUT HANK HILL?
Posted by: Dallas Meow | October 09, 2007 at 06:02 PM
Hank Hill is actually a nice guy! I don't think I've had any amorous dreams about cartoon characters -- well, except maybe Bugs Bunny...
Posted by: Nancy Nehlsen | October 10, 2007 at 08:31 AM